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April 2009
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Grizzly Weinstein [userpic]
The Island nation of Duvall, Day 2

Day 2 no cannibalism yet, but the logistics are being worked out.

Dietary restrictions:
T is Gluten intolerant
Big J is Lactose intolerant
Little J is Gluten and Casine intolerant
I do not eat items cane sugar or corn syrup.

T can partake of little J, but since the other consume gluten she cannot partake of them.
Big J can partake of little J because items with lactose have casine so little J does not partake of them. But he can partake of no-one else.
Little J cannot eat anyone, and probably wouldn't because he is very picky about his food.
I won't eat anyone as they are full of refined sugar.

It looks like little J is in trouble. The dog can eat us all, but she doesn't know how to cook.

Current Location: Duvall

Does big J eat stuff with cassein? (Little J has my sympathies there.) I wouldn't think the lactose would be a problem -- if you aren't lactose intolerant, you have the protein that allows you to break down lactose. So as long as big J doesn't go for the contents of someone's stomach, he should be fine. You too -- refined sugar is metabolized pretty quickly.

Don't know enough about how gluten is broken down.

Actually, it's not so much a lactose intolerance, which is a digestion issue, as it is an allergy, which affects my respiratory system. So I can partake of almost anyone, I'll just cough a lot.

I think I'll start with T, because she's the only one who bugs me about it.

Not if I eat you first!

I'll deal with the gluten reaction.

Re: Not if I eat you first!

Keep it up and one of you is getting voted off the island.

Re: Not if I eat you first!

Survivor! My guilty pleasure......

Huh. And you're *sure* it's not cassein? Cassein is a really common allergen... (It is structurally fairly similar to birch pollen allergen, which is my absolute worst allergy.)

I don't think it will come to that, because we have a dog who is very skilled in hunting bears that ring the doorbell.

I had no idea this whole cannibalism thing was so complicated.

if I could paddleboat my way over there.. you could have a couple nibbles of me.
(evil grins)

best post i have read in a long while.