Grizzly Weinstein (sea_gaagii) wrote,
Grizzly Weinstein
sea_gaagii

Company picnic, I mean meeting

Email from above has announced that at this company meeting they will be serving Krispy Kreame Doughnuts. Oh how I cherish the lovely round rings of warm heroin. Ride the white doughnut, ride the wicked white doughnut.

Anyway, I decided if this lack of crack (i.e. refined sugar) diet wasn't working for me I would partake of the grease soaked joy, health and heart be damned!

When I weighed myself at the gym today I was 7lbs lighter. Damn, no doughnut; I hear they are made with the stiffened hearts of republicans anyway.

It might not seem like much, but I am not that heavy (now 150lbs) and the weight itself it not what I am really interested in. I don't care if I get heavier if I can lose the extra fat I have. I refuse to buy the next size pants. I have been told my stomach looks less jutting (although it still looks bulbous to me, but I have to admit it looks less strained) and I do think my face is a little less fleshy than it was.

So 7/157 = 4.5% weight loss in three weeks. That seems healthy and sustainable and I haven't fooled my body into thinking it is dying of starvation while eating high fat foods.
Subscribe

  • Racist or just Stupid?

    The internets have been having fun with a recent opinion post from Byron York. Of particular ridicule is this portion: ... and his sky-high ratings…

  • Had a thought today

    I should copyright my DNA. Then if I were ever sued for paternity, I could counter-sue for copyright violations for the derivative work!

  • New 3 Mile Time

    Beat my old time by a few seconds, but the old time was with no incline, the new time is at 1% 3 miles @ 1% incline - 20 minutes 54 seconds.

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 4 comments