The Crack is Back

I received another email today from Mr. Happy Crack:
We like the home you're purchasing. Any cracks in the foundation? If so, please advise. Mr. Happy Crack will come out and look at your big wet crack and take care of it. On the spot. No questions asked......well. some questions asked. We sent you a free tshirt for god's sake. The least you could do is let us fix your house.

Have Crack, Will Travel

Mr. Happy Crack

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spazzychic

2004-01-07 11:13 pm (UTC)

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Lol! I hope you reply.

tavalon

2004-01-08 03:03 am (UTC)

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OH MY GOD!!!! You've got your own, personal, happy crack stalker. How very interesting.

furrymouse

2004-01-08 09:56 am (UTC)

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Happy happy crack crack!

msanborn

2004-01-08 10:22 am (UTC)

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do you think they offer spackle to construction workers too?

joystormer

2004-01-08 08:19 pm (UTC)

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Bwaah ha ha ha ha! Almost makes you want to find a crack.
NOT!
But if we do have any "big wet cracks", we should definately contact them.
Bwa ha ha ha.

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