Grizzly Weinstein (sea_gaagii) wrote,
Grizzly Weinstein
sea_gaagii

The Crack is Back

I received another email today from Mr. Happy Crack:
We like the home you're purchasing. Any cracks in the foundation? If so, please advise. Mr. Happy Crack will come out and look at your big wet crack and take care of it. On the spot. No questions asked......well. some questions asked. We sent you a free tshirt for god's sake. The least you could do is let us fix your house.

Have Crack, Will Travel

Mr. Happy Crack
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