Grizzly Weinstein (sea_gaagii) wrote,
Grizzly Weinstein

Future Trial

Apparently Michael Jackson is represented by Johnny Cochrane. It is beginning already, the camera's fixed on a slow moving white plane. I can see the future.

The child is proven to be a racist. The prosecutor has Michael try on the used condom; it doesn't fit. It is claimed Michael has some sort of physical ailment which would prevent him from performing the deed.

When all is said and done, Michael will go on a search for the 'real' molesters. Michael's Chimp, the only real witness will write a book with the help of Kato Kalin.

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