Grizzly Weinstein (sea_gaagii) wrote,
Grizzly Weinstein
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When is it appropriate

Did you ever wonder if your mother had a good orgasm when she got pregnant with you? When is the appropriate time for a child to be told this? If they are too young they will brag on the playground and tease children whose initial moments were not as "genuine" at the time. "My mother had two orgasms when she got pregnant with me one of them was g-spot; I heard your mother faked it and your father knew but was too embarrassed to say anything". Do you think that would change the way a person though of themselves; if they knew they were conceived in a moment which involved fakery or required "slight of hand"? I wonder if any chemical differences change the way a person is. Perhaps there will be studies in the future where personality traits and chemical makeup can trace back to that first moment? I am sure there will be a quiz in a woman's magazine with this information.

I need to call my mother.
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