Grizzly Weinstein (sea_gaagii) wrote,
Grizzly Weinstein
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Completely Satisfied

Returned the rental car this morning:
Sales Schmoe: Were you completely satisfied
Me: I was satisfied
Sales Schmoe: But were you “completely satisfied”
Me: I don’t know what you mean
Sales Schmoe: Our main office will call you to ask about your rental experience, would you feel comfortable telling them that you were completely satisfied
Me: No
Sales Schmoe: What was wrong?
Me: Nothing. I just try not to use phrases that make no sense. You are either satisfied or you are not satisfied. And I hate when people call me for surveys, I probably won’t answer the phone.

I should have told him I would only be “completely satisfied” if they got me a hooker and a good scotch.
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