Grizzly Weinstein (sea_gaagii) wrote,
Grizzly Weinstein
sea_gaagii

Morning Dream

This morning, when the alarm went off, I had been dreaming I was the leader of a third world country. This country produced stone chess sets which children carved. The country sold the chess sets in bulk to places like Acapulco. These other places then sold them to tourists.

It ends up that the major problems with the country were all attributable to a lack of sleep by the population. Everyone was sleep deprived and this made the country unable to properly create a stable consistent economy. I was tasked with solving this problem.

So can anyone really blame me for hitting snooze this morning?
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