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Grizzly Weinstein
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April 2009
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Grizzly Weinstein [userpic]
Miranda Mary Piker

“Oh, Miranda Mary Piker,
How could anybody like her,
Such a priggish and revolting little kid.
So we said, ‘Why don't we fix her
In the Spotty-Powder mixer
Then we’re bound to like her better than we did.’
Soon this child who is so vicious
Will have gotten quite delicious,
And her classmates will have surely understood
That instead of saying, ‘Miranda!
Oh, the beast! We cannot stand her!’
They'll be saying, ‘Oh, how useful and how good!’ ”


Cut chapter from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Current Location: Work
Current Music: Amber Lee - Mitch Woods
Comments

Now, if we can somehow rhythm it into the Oompa Loompa Doompity Doo song....

SUch a deliciously dark creation.