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Grizzly Weinstein
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April 2009
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Grizzly Weinstein [userpic]
Humor in others' misery

This past month there was a news article about someone playing video games for 60 hours straight and dying.

I started thinking, what were the people he was playing with saying when it happened?

Top ten things heard:
1 - d00dz, I just buffed him, that suxor, what a w8st of mana.
2 - No really, that high level armor he was wearing was mine.
3 - Someone check Bob's ping, he is lagging.
4 - Bob quit slacking, you're going to get us all killed!
5 - n00b
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anyone else think of any.

Comments

he's dead, jim...he's dead!

quick, steal his ram. we'll need it to run vista.

what is that smell coming from sector g?

6. Pwn3d~!
7. I wonder who he left his character to in his will
8. omfg lol ur teh d3d!
9. Who?

And the 10th thing heard....

LEEEEEERROOOOOY JEEEEEEEENNNNKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!~!!!!