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Grizzly Weinstein
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April 2009
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Grizzly Weinstein [userpic]
Psychic Bowel Syndrome

It sometimes amazes me what a group of people can come up with on a car ride home.

Quite often people have triggers that cause them to need to go potty. For instance, my dog will go when we go for a walk. many times near the same location. For some people it might be just after they eat lunch, even if they don't eat lunch the same time every day.

Sometimes the bowel motivator is not obvious. Sometimes it is something that happens that your conscious mind doesn't know about. Perhaps when a bell in a small village in China is struck by a young child, you suddenly have the urge to pick up a magazine and head to the bathroom.
Maybe we all have some psychic twin somewhere, perhaps not even on this planet, it could be that it is some alien being who doesn't even have bowels; yet everytime he masturbates you have to go. Perhaps diarrhea is just your bowel-twin watching alien porn?

The amazing Randi would pay good money if we could prove this.

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Comments
Gotta love Randy

I met the amazing Randy once at a skeptic's conference a few years ago. He was a really nice guy that was flattered that I was so happy to meet him.
He did a few tricks and told the story of how he fooled the Australian media into sensationalizing a contrived channeler enough to fill a large Opera house for his first live appearance. Randy, of course, gave all admission money's back to the suckers.
His show is one of the few reasons I miss TV.(just a little)

Presented with your idea, I hope he would just slap the piss out of you.

Wonder what reaction that would cause in your bladder buddy

You're a freak

I think I've said this before but you are really a freak. Every time an alien masterbates?! Don't give up your day job hon. ;)

(Anonymous)
I'm not going to ask

Uncle Matt, how much did u and your buddies have to drink when you guys were thinking of this???

Re: I'm not going to ask

But yet you asked anyways :-)

Since we were coming from work, we hadn't had anything to drink (I don't drink at work all that often).